Patrick wants to play football for River Oaks

Mrs. Carolyn, at after school, told us that Patrick went over to a tall football player in the cafeteria and grabbed him by his pants.

Patrick: I really need to talk to you

Football Player: Ok son

Patrick: I want to play on your team.

Football Player: I just think that is great. But son, you have to grow a little.

Patrick: I want to play on your team now.